In the fraught world of emojis, you can almost always be sure that what you’re saying isn’t what you think you’re saying. In light of as much, we’ve devised a guide to deciphering today’s ubiquitous iconographic language.

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What we think it means: Giving thanks/praying
What it really means: Thank God It’s Friday

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What we think it means: Mouth/lips
What it really means: I’ve just had my lips filled

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What we think it means: An aubergine
What it really means: A penis

What we think it means: A crawling baby
What it really means: I’m awfully hungover

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What we think it means: A top hat
What it really means: We used a condom

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What we think it means: Splashing sweat
What it really means: Exciting times!

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What we think it means: Gotta run
What it really means: I had Mexican for lunch

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What we think it means: Somone running
What it really means: There’s a sale on Net-a-Porter

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What we think it means: Shooting star
What it really means: I’m five shots deep in tequila

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What we think it means: Sand timer
What it really means: Have you thought about freezing your eggs?